Tuesday, February 24, 2009

And the Poser Award goes to....

A few years ago I saw Mariah Carey performing on TV and had to scratch my head when she appeared to be flaunting a six-pack. How could this be? I know some pretty lean people and even they don’t have the six-pack of the chipmunk-cheeked diva. This past weekend I was going through a magazine and finally found the answer to this unsolved mystery. Abs in a Box.

This will go well with my blue-tinted contact lenses, inflatable bra, and padded pants. [Insert eye roll here.]

1 comment:

M. said...

I'm adding this to my wishpot! I always wanted ads like Britney Spears and Janet Jackson.