A few years ago I saw Mariah Carey performing on TV and had to scratch my head when she appeared to be flaunting a six-pack. How could this be? I know some pretty lean people and even they don’t have the
six-pack of the chipmunk-cheeked diva. This past weekend I was going through a magazine and finally found the answer to this unsolved mystery.
Abs in a Box.
This will go well with my blue-tinted contact lenses, inflatable bra, and padded pants. [Insert eye roll here.]
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I'm adding this to my wishpot! I always wanted ads like Britney Spears and Janet Jackson.
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