Meet Ula

This is Ula the ulo (head in Tagalog). Her original name was Beyonce, but I think Ula is more appropriate. She will be serving as my hat model so that my goofy mug doesn't have to be in the pics. She doesn't blink at the wrong time. She doesn't care what her hair looks like. She doesn't have the oily skin that camera flashes draw attention to. She'll keep me from critiquing every mole, pore, and wrinkle on my face.

Yes, I know she's a little creepy. Steve reminded me of this this morning when he came down for breakfast and she scared the sh*t out of him because I left her on the dining room table.