This past weekend Steve and I hosted my family's annual Army-Navy football game get-together.
The little guy in front of me is Gino, my cousin Dina's 4-year old son who she adopted from the Philippines a few years ago. He's kinda awesome.
My immediate family knows that Jesus and I have been on a break so I'm sure that seeing a nativity set in my house puzzles them. (Steve likes having it out at Christmas, so we set it out for decor.) Sometime during their visit, baby Jesus was visited not only by the three wise men, but also by the pooping reindeer and Buddha who came bearing a soccer ball.
This is why drinking and decorating don't mix.